So apparently, Gov. Spitzer is stepping down amid the prostitution scandal he finds himself wrapped in. There are several things that make my eyebrows raise a little when I read about this situation. For one, am I the only one who finds it odd that the Republicans and Christian leaders are caught with boys and the Democrats are caught with women? Shouldn't it be those "God damned liberals" who keep getting caught with boys? Apparently, this is not the way the world works. Behold, your politicians have lied to you. (What else is new?) All I can say is at least his women were of age and not giving blow jobs by hand signal in the men's room.
Apparently, Spitzer spent over $80,000 on prostitutes in the past ten years, loved mood music, and according to one prostitute, was "clean"... whatever the hell that means. He's in all kinds of trouble now because some of the money he used may have been state money. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he really is that smart. Oh, straight people! They make me laugh.
Naturally, people who knew the Spitzers are shocked. Jim Cramer, the man most likely to have a cardiac arrest on national television, got teary eyed when asked about his friend, according to one headline on Huffington Post. This type of situation also calls for, of course, the timeless wisdom of our elders and charlatans, like Dr. Laura.
According to that shining beacon of morality, men cheat on their wives, not because they have a mind and penis of their own, but because something is missing from the marriage that the wife simply did not provide. And who can argue with Dr. Laura? No one, because she'll hang up on you and pretend she's right. It's true. Listen to her show. You'll see.
The article concerning Dr. Laura can be found by clicking here.
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