tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69314710812274543082024-03-18T23:03:04.186-06:00When John Attacks: Part 27The daily life of an attacking John at your fingertips. Made possible by the frivolous technology which is the internet, and by viewers like you.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-8280583025524271712009-04-24T10:53:00.000-06:002009-04-24T10:54:00.173-06:00Take Your Child to Work Day<table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/'>The Daily Show With Jon Stewart</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'>M - Th 11p / 10c</td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=225138&title=take-your-child-to-work-day'>Take Your Child to Work Day</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/'>thedailyshow.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:225138' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml'>Daily Show<br/> Full Episodes</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/tagSearchResults.jhtml?term=Clusterf%23%40k+to+the+Poor+House'>Economic Crisis</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-43907450020640449642009-04-23T00:38:00.002-06:002009-04-23T00:43:37.004-06:00Funny Headlines on FaithBoth headlines are old. One far more so than the other, but both are rather amusing and come from short pieces found on TimesOnline.<br /><br />The first is as follows:<br />Coming soon - Kosher Tequila<br /><br />This piece talks about the unveiling of a new tequila that will be made according to kosheric law and, according to the piece, should already be available for purchase.<br /><br />The second headline:<br />Airline sacrifices goats to solve technical faults<br /><br />Apparently, in 2007, a Nepalese airline sacrificed two goats on the runway to garner the favor of the Hindu sky deity, named Akash Bhairav. The airline felt that this was the best way to handle the technical difficulties one of their jets had been having.<br /><br />The first article can be found by clicking <a href="http://timesonline.typepad.com/faith/2009/03/coming-soon---k.html">here</a>.<br />The second article can be found by clicking <a href="http://timesonline.typepad.com/faith/animal_sacrifice/">here</a>.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-45091565216303056832009-04-22T01:21:00.002-06:002009-04-22T01:40:00.188-06:00In Case the Log Cabin Republicans Weren't Being Taken SeriouslySo, apparently, the Log Cabin Republicans were becoming far too liberal and alienated form conservative values. So, a few members went on to create GOProud. No, seriously. This is according to an article on gay.com, the same website that posted the ad for their paid membership, of which I have posted a picture of on an earlier post.<br /><br />According to GOProud.org, the group, "is committed to a traditional conservative agenda that emphasizes limited government, individual liberty, free markets and a confident foreign policy."<br /><br />If they are in fact, committed to these prinicipals, I say go them. However, if this is a gay neo-conservative think thank, I'm already getting ready for my trademarked eye roll. What concerns me more than that, though, is the next line on the homepage,<br /><blockquote>"GOProud promotes our traditional conservative agenda by influencing<br />politics and policy at the federal level."<br /></blockquote><br />I don't think that they understand the vastly small amount of influence that they seemed to have while they were part of the LCR. I can understand that they want a voice, but joining in with the very people who want nothing to do with you seems... shall we say odd? Even more odd is then leaving said group because you want to be even more like the people who want nothing to do with you. I must admit, and perhaps because I am just one of those dirty liberals, I am utterly perplexed.<br /><br />To view the original article, click <a href="http://hottopics.gay.com/2009/04/goproud-gay-conservatives-launch-goproud-log-cabin-republicans.html">here</a>.<br />To see the site for GOProud, click <a href="http://www.goproud.org/">here</a>.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-80988823780404003152009-04-22T01:15:00.005-06:002009-04-22T01:41:13.709-06:00A Little Late, but About This Whole 420So, it is a little late, but I did find this article on the Huffington Post that finally explains where the code "420" come from. Most people identify this code with stoners, that is people who smoke cannabis. Most people though, including the stoners themselves, have no idea where it comes from. It is simply taken for granted as part of the subculture. When perusing though, I found an article where someone took the time to do the research and found the root of it all with some random teenagers, in California in the early 70's and their fateful influence on none other than the Grateful Dead. And thus. Read for yourself.<br /><br />The article can be found by clicking <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/20/what-420-means-the-true-s_n_188320.html">here</a>.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-21911317965870428342009-04-15T02:00:00.002-06:002009-04-15T02:09:50.498-06:00Accurate AdvertisingSo, the National Organization for Marriage (For Special People And No One Else), or the NOM(FSPANOE) created an ad attempting to inform the modern American on the dangers of same-sex marriage by showing how <strong>real</strong> Americans suffer from those relentless homos. So, they hired actors. I do not feel like giving that ad the space on my blog and so have not included it here. If you wish to view it, and most likely be pissed off, you may click <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp76ly2_NoI&feature=player_embedded">here</a>. However, there was another video created, and I, for one, laud their more accurate advertising for this same organization.<br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://blip.tv/play/gbYo+fc2jr1b" width="460" height="375" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-34258778879104059382009-04-15T01:13:00.008-06:002009-04-15T01:48:58.349-06:00The Politics of AttractionOne of the many types of comments that has earned a Hardy Eye-Roll<span style="font-size:78%;">TM</span> from me, ever since the fateful loss of the White House by Republicans this past election, is that many on the Left now seem to almost adore President Obama. Comments indicating that retail displays of his books and books about him are "shrines" to him are not uncommon. This is not to say that some of these comments do not come from a sore losing with many on the political right admitting freely that the very soul of the Republican party is up for a new definition, and for grabs, for that matter. Still, I can't help but notice that part of the coverage that he gets is a bit more positive in the media.<br />Is this due perhaps to his relative youthfulness? While past presidents have often engaged in sports, many of those sports are golf, horseback riding, and the like. These sports certainly require a good deal of skill, but neither of them are quite as rigorous as basketball, which President Obama still makes time to play despite his new schedule. Perhaps this has helped him maintain his appearance? I am fairly young, but I cannot recall any president before him being pictured shirtless on the cover of a magazine as I have seen of President Obama. In fact, the last time the nation seemed to be this excited about a president whom they felt showed a youthful exhuberance was President Kennedy.<br />There are also many women, and a few men, who cannot help but remark to me that, all politics <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgonccuiDs0lB-u7vJ1RZx80T_Dp3w2TNhww2ghRXJu20h9xScAbw03uZUHXinP0byt2DQMeVlGBMO4y9RmIW8ujZt79euXOkeD7-mK1t-1pxqnbNYbizYLTs3XEJV3tfF2mUPvO_3nILo/s1600-h/stimulus+package.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324815781627280594" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 264px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgonccuiDs0lB-u7vJ1RZx80T_Dp3w2TNhww2ghRXJu20h9xScAbw03uZUHXinP0byt2DQMeVlGBMO4y9RmIW8ujZt79euXOkeD7-mK1t-1pxqnbNYbizYLTs3XEJV3tfF2mUPvO_3nILo/s320/stimulus+package.JPG" border="0" /></a>aside, they do find him attractive. I noticed this trend for some time and said nothing, until I noticed an ad for a popular gay dating web site pushing for unpaid members to purchase a paid membership.<br /><br />The ad shows an African American gentleman who bears a younger, but very real resemblance to the current president. They even go so far as to refer to their paid membership as a "stimulus package" referencing not only the president's economic agenda, but presumably also to the steamy dates one is supposed to acquire via said paid membership.<br /><br />I do not believe that this is the only reason that people voted for Mr. Obama for the office of President, but after hearing comments from many people who admire men, and the aforementioned ad, I cannot discount the possibility that this has played a role. I do not know precisely what to say about the subject. All I know is that all I could think to myself when I saw this ad was, "I knew I wasn't the only one."Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-71021859684824192782009-04-15T01:10:00.002-06:002009-04-15T01:13:07.941-06:00Jon Stewart Discusses the New Flip Around<table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/'>The Daily Show With Jon Stewart</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'>M - Th 11p / 10c</td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=223862&title=baracknophobia-obey'>Baracknophobia - Obey</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/'>thedailyshow.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:223862' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml'>Daily Show<br/> Full Episodes</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/tagSearchResults.jhtml?term=Clusterf%23%40k+to+the+Poor+House'>Economic Crisis</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-20414569414238265352008-03-13T21:54:00.003-06:002008-03-13T22:04:48.237-06:00How Many?<span style="font-family:verdana;">There was an article released on the Huffington Post recently concerning the number of American soldiers lost in Iraq. By lost of course, we mean deceased. What seemed most startling, and disturbing, is that most Americans are not aware of how large the number is any more. I was shocked myself to see how large it had gotten. We seemed to have stopped paying attention, or at least our media did, due to the upcoming election. I think another large portion of it though, is due to the fact that we as a nation are sadly, and frighteningly, apathetic. Just in case everyone was wondering, the number is now at about 4,000.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">The article can be found by clicking <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/13/iraq-american-death-count_n_91346.html">here</a>.</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-27574963135652887692008-03-12T14:53:00.005-06:002008-03-13T12:55:42.749-06:00Spitzer and His Girls<div><span style="font-family:verdana;">So apparently, Gov. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Spitzer</span> is stepping down amid the prostitution scandal he finds himself wrapped in. There are several things that make my eyebrows raise a little when I read about this situation. For one, am I the only one who finds it odd that the Republicans and Christian leaders are caught with boys and the Democrats are caught with women? Shouldn't it be those "God damned liberals" who keep getting caught with boys? <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Apparently</span>, this is not the way the world works. Behold, your politicians have lied to you. (What else is new?) All I can say is at least his women were of age and not giving <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">blow jobs</span> by hand signal in the men's room.</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:verdana;">Apparently, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Spitzer</span> spent over $80,000 on prostitutes in the past ten years, loved mood music, and according to one prostitute, was "clean"... whatever the hell that means. He's in all kinds of trouble now because some of the money he used may have been state money. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he really is that smart. Oh, straight people! They make me laugh.</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:verdana;">Naturally, people who knew the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Spitzers</span> are shocked. Jim <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Cramer</span>, the man most likely to have a cardiac arrest on national television, got teary eyed when asked about his friend, according to one headline on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Huffington</span> Post. This type of situation also calls for, of course, the timeless wisdom of our elders and charlatans, like Dr. Laura.</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:verdana;">According to that shining beacon of morality, men cheat on their wives, not because they have a mind and penis of their own, but because something is missing from the marriage that the wife simply did not provide. And who can argue with Dr. Laura? No one, because she'll hang up on you and pretend she's right. It's true. Listen to her show. You'll see.</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span> </div><span style="font-family:Verdana;">The article concerning Spitzer's misuse of money can be found by clicking <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/12/spitzer-prostitute-detail_n_91116.html">here</a>.</span><br /><div><span style="font-family:Verdana;">The article concerning Dr. Laura can be found by clicking <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/11/dr-laura-blames-spitzer_n_90994.html">here</a>.</span></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-44177231093558543242008-03-12T00:09:00.004-06:002008-03-13T22:05:59.194-06:00Beware the American Girls!According to a recent study by the CDC, the rates of STD's in young American girls is approximately one in every four. This is shocking, and something needs to be done. This is all very true. What made the whole story just a little bit more enlightening is when you read the headline off of BBC International News.<br /><br /><blockquote>"STDs rife among US teenage girls"</blockquote>This is hysterical at first, until you realize that if foreigners read this and listen to our President, then surely they think we are imbeciles. I just thought I'd offer that.<br /><br />The article can be found by clicking <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7290088.stm">here</a>.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-35609208487625940772008-03-11T21:54:00.004-06:002008-03-11T23:17:13.036-06:00Concerning Things Which Will Not Die<span style="font-family:verdana;">Jacqui Woods, the archaeologist who helped advise in 1991 on the excavation of the Iceman, has had her most recent work highlighted in a British newspaper. The article details sites being excavated in Cornwall, which show evidence of Pagan rituals. What makes this article so interesting is that, while any site that shows evidence of Pagan rituals in the UK is a real find, this site, and it's evidence, only date back to the mid-seventeenth century. This is well after the fairly early conversion to Christianity throughout the British Isles.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">The sites are described as pits containing the remnants of birds, eggs, swan pelts, stones, fabric, and more. Woods hints that the offerings may have been fertility symbols connected to conception and pregnancy. Some of the pits were also wells at one time that seem to have been sealed up by Puritans at some point. All of this becomes particularly interesting when we remember that this is at the height of the witch hunts in England and most of Western Europe.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">The archaeologist was also quoted with something in the article that, quite frankly surprised me,</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><blockquote><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Often when secret rituals are abandoned people will talk about ‘things that were done in my grandmother’s day’ but there has been no whisper of this. It really makes me wonder whether that is because it is still going on."</span></span></blockquote></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">This juicy little piece really makes you wonder how long things like this have gone on, or if they're still going on. This, I think would surprise most Americans since they view Britain as staunch, and sometimes, boring.</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">The article can be found by clicking <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3517036.ece">here</a>.<br /></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-25982248018000019682008-03-10T01:51:00.004-06:002008-03-11T23:21:13.129-06:00Cool Finds<span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Those Crazy White People</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Have you ever found yourself perplexed as to what the hell is going on with White people? You, my friend, are not alone. Fear not! For no longer must you go on and misunderstand all of the strange signals given off. No, there is hope. There is information at your disposal.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/"><span style="font-family:verdana;">http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/</span></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Sex and Villainy</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Do you like villains? Do you like hot men? Do you like art? Of course, you do. There exists such a place where all three intersect. This special places exists in the mind of the woman who owns this livejournal:</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/sexandvillainy/179662.html#cutid1"><span style="font-family:verdana;">http://community.livejournal.com/sexandvillainy/179662.html#cutid1</span></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Take a look at the pictures posted here. Even if you don't find these particular men attractive, you can definitely see how good the artistry is. Aside from all of that, they're also some of the coolest character to come out of the scifi and fantasy genres.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">These lovely links were furnished to me by Stehpanie (who can be found <a href="http://contessaugolino.insanejournal.com/">here</a>).</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-39231157159888552222008-03-08T19:34:00.006-06:002008-03-08T20:15:25.046-06:00On Fucking Up<span style="font-family:verdana;">Where to begin? Imagine that you go out with friends. Imagine that all is well, you're all having a good time, and you're glad that this night has come, and its relaxing. Imagine that you drink a bit, and feel nothing. Imagine that you drink some more and still feel nothing. You have one more round, only to get a very slight buzz. Finally, you say, "I'm just gonna have one more round." You have your round and finally, it all hits you at once. Blackout. Imagine waking up the next morning to find that you may have lost your best friend, ruined a chance for his future love life, and owe him a new phone. What makes this worse? You don't remember any of it. Nothing. Not a scratch. You don't have patchy memories of things going wrong. You remember NOTHING.<br /><br />This, dear readers, is where I find myself. Apparently, I said some horrible things. From what I understand, they were maybe worse than horrible. I don't know what I said. I don't know where to start to fix something like this, or if it's even possible. I turned on someone who has had my back for a good long while. I don't know what I was thinking, or how to retrace my steps because the liquor stole those clues from me. I guess I should say I gave them freely.<br /><br />I'm writing this for two reasons. First of all, I'm hoping that this person reads this, and knows how truly sorry I am. He has had my back for a very long time. He has sat with me through some of my lowest points. Aside from my father, he may be the only man to have seen me cry in my adult life, that I am aware of. He has put up with a whole lot of bullshit from me, and apart from all of this, we have had a great time together. I care about him deeply, and if he never wants to talk with, or see me again... I understand. I just want him to know that I do care what happens to him, and I am sorry for being an utter asshole.<br /><br />Secondly, I am writing this to confirm his thoughts. I do not need to drink for a good, long while. I have found myself drinking often. Too often. I do need to stop. It has become a problem in my life. It has cost me my grounding, my confidence, and maybe now, my best friend. I will not be drinking again for a long time, maybe forever, and I hope everyone respects that.<br /><br />John</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-9244190230972584672008-03-03T14:55:00.001-06:002008-03-03T14:55:57.203-06:00Precious Gays...<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aotlEpmAFVQ"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aotlEpmAFVQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-78500387595512181052007-11-11T00:51:00.001-06:002007-11-11T00:51:43.615-06:00This is amazing!<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LU9qNWUxxvI&rel=1&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LU9qNWUxxvI&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14833820655314005994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6931471081227454308.post-17488105701780095882007-11-11T00:17:00.000-06:002007-11-11T00:18:18.198-06:00Those things which are of the utmost importance...<object width='448' height='336'><param name='movie' value='http://www.glumbert.com/embed/lolcatshistory'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.glumbert.com/embed/lolcatshistory' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='448' height='336'></embed></object><div><a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/lolcatshistory'>glumbert - 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